One of my more grown up children, tired of all the complaining she'd heard because the temps. have normalized, came out with this one the other day:
"I just don't understand people. The cold is so cool when you're warm"
Yesterday, whilst having supper my youngest said "Mama, I'm still hungry". (Surprise)
"Have an apple." I said.
"An apple? An apple won't empty my hungerness"
(Loud roar from the the whole table)
"What's the problem?" he asked, and then added "I'm just doing like Shakespeare. He used to make up big words and then put 'ness' on the end."
1 comment:
Well, it is.
And he did.
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